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I wonder what he’d write in these valentines cards? hmmmmmm *goes into daydream sequence mode*
“Cardboard is brown
Paper is white
Pauline is pretty
When she sleeps at night”
“Pauline, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
1 one thousand, 2 one thousand, 3 one thousand”
“Pauline, I love the way I can see in your windows
Pauline, I’d love to rub mayo onto your toes
Pauline, I’d love to stare straight up your nose
Pauline, I installed a camera where God only knows”
“Dear Pauline, I hope your whole body gets wounded so I can wrap myself around you”
“I miss you”
“I REALLY MISS YOU”
“Who has two thumbs and loves you? *points to self with thumbs* THIS GUY!”
“Pauline.. your my vice, for you I’d make any sacrifice!
‘d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I’d give my eyes to see you again.
I’d give up being a doctor just to treat you right
I’d give up watching you sleep if we could spoon at night (GUILTY!)
I’d give up my wife and kids just to start a family with you
I’d give up just about anything.. anything but GIVING UP ON BEING WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE MINE!! ALL MINE AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT PAULINE!!!!!”
This is not creepy AT ALL.
Though Pauline kind of deserved it. xD
Haha, I agree with Ari !
Stalker.
same list as mine
colin
colin
colin
colin
colin
colin
colin
…
<3
HAHA!
So…is that valentine for each time he wrote her name, or is it gonna be one BIG valentine? hm…
Dr. Bandaid sure sticks to his women!
I wonder what he’d write in these valentines cards? hmmmmmm *goes into daydream sequence mode*
“Cardboard is brown
Paper is white
Pauline is pretty
When she sleeps at night”
“Pauline, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
1 one thousand, 2 one thousand, 3 one thousand”
“Pauline, I love the way I can see in your windows
Pauline, I’d love to rub mayo onto your toes
Pauline, I’d love to stare straight up your nose
Pauline, I installed a camera where God only knows”
“Dear Pauline, I hope your whole body gets wounded so I can wrap myself around you”
“I miss you”
“I REALLY MISS YOU”
“Who has two thumbs and loves you? *points to self with thumbs* THIS GUY!”
“Pauline.. your my vice, for you I’d make any sacrifice!
‘d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I’d give my eyes to see you again.
I’d give up being a doctor just to treat you right
I’d give up watching you sleep if we could spoon at night (GUILTY!)
I’d give up my wife and kids just to start a family with you
I’d give up just about anything.. anything but GIVING UP ON BEING WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE MINE!! ALL MINE AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT PAULINE!!!!!”
*end daydream sequence*
… that was disturbing…. *shudders*
It’s so in-character too!
The first one was cute, but just started progressively getting creepier, haha.
THAT’S GREAT! Really!
Some of tht love sick stuff screamz STALKER!!
But good job
So… what’s her address? I’ll send her one too.
He’s such a Silly Sticking-on-Skin Stalker!
@ ari
that’s usually how those kind of card sequences progress, they go from being “his hearts in the right place” to nightmare fuel haha!
awwh, what if colin doesn’t get any valentines? i just want to give him a big ole hug.
Colin has magical arm-healing abilities! Yay!
lol, what a creep.