Now I’m no photography expert, but I believe you’re supposed to say “cheese” for photographs because the extended “eee” sound makes your face look like it’s smiling. Logical.

But not so logical any more, because digital cameras take forever to actually take the photo. You have to say “cheeeeeeeese” for ages. It’s embarrassing!

So, what we need is, a new “cheese” for the digital age. I suppose it ought to be a phrase rather than one word, so that it takes up all that time. And it’s got to end on an “eeee” sounding word such as “please” or “disease”. Any ideas?

Oh and by the way. I ate both of those cheeses immediately after scanning the comic.