Needless to say, Penny and Pound spit up. It just wasn’t meant to be.

Recognise that pound coin? Of course you do, it’s the 1984 thistle design by Leslie Durbin. It represents Scotland. “Why didn’t you use the 1987 Oak Tree pound which represents England” I hear you all screaming at the top of your voices. To which I will reply “Because this was the only pound coin I had”.