Three strings were out on the town and decided to go into a nightclub. Unfortunately, there was a sign on the door that said “No Strings.” One of them decided to try to get in anyhow. When he got to the door, the attendant said, “Aren’t you a string?” and pointed to the sign. Dejected, the string returned to his two friends. The second string decided to try as well, but was told exactly the same thing. Finally, the third string had an idea. He contorted himself into interleaving loops and mussed up his hair. Then he proceeded confidently to the door, where the doorman again repeated the question, “Aren’t you a string?” The third string smugly replied…. “I’m afraid not!”
I like these comics where Dr Bandaid is good at what he does. Half of his comics are him being tragically unsuccessful with the ladies, so it’s nice to see that he’s not similarly bad at everything.
Fake fingernails? So they use their groins? I think this one needs an age restriction.
Why would they use their groins? That’s not even the right side of the nail… o.o;
No you nut! they use their heads, like the rest of us!
What is wrong with you??
Isn’t it obvious? I’m inexperienced with fake fingernails and misunderstood which side was up.
OH, now i understand. I thought the string had an itch and the fingernails were gonna scratch him….
The fingernails look like nurses!
hahaha too true! i always turn to the person with the longest fingernails to undo knots
hahahahaha too true!!
i always turn to the person with the longest fingernails when there’s a knot to be undone!
this is so sad there is nothing i can do in the internet now this is the last comic im reading i hope there is more i love my card board of life.
. . . whatever it is you’re going to do, don’t do it.
This reminds me of a very old joke:
Three strings were out on the town and decided to go into a nightclub. Unfortunately, there was a sign on the door that said “No Strings.” One of them decided to try to get in anyhow. When he got to the door, the attendant said, “Aren’t you a string?” and pointed to the sign. Dejected, the string returned to his two friends. The second string decided to try as well, but was told exactly the same thing. Finally, the third string had an idea. He contorted himself into interleaving loops and mussed up his hair. Then he proceeded confidently to the door, where the doorman again repeated the question, “Aren’t you a string?” The third string smugly replied…. “I’m afraid not!”
I like these comics where Dr Bandaid is good at what he does. Half of his comics are him being tragically unsuccessful with the ladies, so it’s nice to see that he’s not similarly bad at everything.
you nailed it!
I really do love your creativity!
Now, string, can you help me with my taxes?
I’m a frayed kno– oh, somebody did that already did that.
i love these dr bandaid comics youve been making so far XP
also surprised that this joke hasnt shown up:
“this doesnt feel right… something is wrong… D:”
“oh dont worry, everything will be fine… no STRINGS attached!” XD
I don’t think Bandaid is as much of a punsmith when he’s doing real work.
I stared at the comic for a while and still did NOT get it. Thank you fellow commenters for explaining! haha