Now let me tell you a couple of things about this family tree: I haven’t put all of Colin’s nieces and nephews in there, because there’s an endless supply of them. That’s also why they don’t have names. Colin’s grandparents have not appeared before. They might come back. I don’t think Ted Wood will come back though because to make him I had to cut up some wood with a saw, and sawdust went all over my dress and into my cup of tea. I drank the tea anyway; waste not want not.

More family trees can be seen here:

Dr Bandaid

Colin’s Dog

Tim Foil

Noel News

Paper Pauline