Dear Diary,
Today was pretty mundane. Killed a shark before lunch to make a necklace for the wife with its teeth. Wrestled two panthers, and bench-pressed an elephant in the afternoon. Meh.
Philipa: I found this site yesterday, and have procrastinated a LOT more than I should have because of it! I love your work.
I hate when that happens. I did the same the other day with my glasses, they were on top of my head. Big tough guy with a little pink diary. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover eh?
LOL nice.
I LOVE his diary lmao
He’s got more in common with Colin than we first believed. :O
Cardboard Carl is possibly my soulmate.
so sweet for such a tough guy, LOL
Dear Diary,
Today was pretty mundane. Killed a shark before lunch to make a necklace for the wife with its teeth. Wrestled two panthers, and bench-pressed an elephant in the afternoon. Meh.
Philipa: I found this site yesterday, and have procrastinated a LOT more than I should have because of it! I love your work.
Oops. Pretend Philippa was spelled correctly!
I love how theres a kangaroo in there because today is Australia day!!!
hahaha aw that’s so cute!
Cardboard Carl just got 15% sexier. my god- it never even occurred to me that this was possible.
the diary is PINK with HEARTS and STARS. :O
but I bet its cover’s been made out of pink iguanas and every page was obtained from a single tree.
Sounds quite expensive, now that I think about it.
Hmm, he says “my keys,” but we only see one key. What, and where, is the other one? Maybe it’s the key to his secret ballerina jewelry box…
Awww, he has a femnine side!
I bet he writes the most beautiful poetry in there about dancing unicorns and rainbows
Oh my God, LOLOLOLO.
gpoygpoy.
EVERYONE NEEDS TO HAVE A SECRET DIARY!
i mean who wouldnt?
*checks his pocket to see what he writes in his diary…*
I hate when that happens. I did the same the other day with my glasses, they were on top of my head. Big tough guy with a little pink diary. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover eh?
Ahahahahaha! I love his sly little face in the last panel! And his diary? PRICELESS!
Not so manly after all!