A Show
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
Cashew nut!
!
Have you got any knock knock jokes that are better than that one? Surely not!
Colin and Pauline have been absent from this weeks comics. Did you notice? They’ve been on holiday that’s why. I’ve put some of their holiday photos in the blog section.
Those crazy cut-ups!
Very adorable!
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not, you’re a poo!
That is all I got.
I liked the tap dancing bit – there was irl lollage
<3 You're comic's are constantly adorable, and I love it!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I AM A TIME LORD!
(thought you might appreciate that one. a friend heard it from her boss’s five year old son!)
knock knock?
who’s there?
boo
boo who?
don’t cry!
i used to know better ones but thats the only one i can remember D:
i don’t really get the comic joke though >.>
AWWWWW nephew/nieces are the best!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow!
Interru- / MOO!
knock knock
who’s there?
interrupting totally uncalled for
interrupting to *SLAP PERSON IN THE FACE*
& now totally trying that ;D
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Insanity clause.
Insanity clause who?
Gasp! You mean you don’t believe insanity clause?
I love how their song changes to Hot Cross Buns halfway through! It always annoyed me how similar they were…
knock knock
who’s there?
jesus
jesus who?
you’re serious? you never heard of me?!?!
knock knock
who’s there?
*pause and don’t say anything*
WHO’S THERE?
*wait and then point and laugh*
YOU JUST GOT NIKKY NINE DOORED!
now here’s a thought: with the invention of the doorbell, why haven’t we evolved to telling ding dong jokes?
knock knock
who’s there?
can
can who?
can i interest you in buying a doorbell?
ding dong
who’s there?
*pause and don’t say anything*
WHO’S THERE?
*wait and then point and laugh*
YOU JUST GOT NIKKY NINE DOORED!
you want to tell dong jokes?
boi-oi-oi-oi-oing
ding dong!
*Pause*
DING DONG!
*Pause*
say “who’s there”!
Nah, just come in!!
They are so cute. >< Aw..
That’s the best knock knock I’ve heard in days!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Duane.
Duane who?
Duane the tub, I’, drowning!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
You know.
You-know-who?
AVADA KEDAVRA! >:D
uggh jeez my yunger brothers and sisters do this all the time “out on shows” *rolls eyes* o.O i think kids have to much energy thats i just chase them around and beat them up until ther out and i get my work out for the day at the same time
xD
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
M.A.B. It’s a big horse.
M.A.B. It’s a big horse who?
M.A.B. It’s a big horse I’m a londoner.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Don Giovanni.
Don Giovanni who?
Don Giovanni ice cream today.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cows-go!
Cows-go who?
Nooooo, Cows go MOO!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Irish Stew.
Irish stew who?
Irish stew in the name of the law!
Hilarity ensues.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
I used to annoy the crap out of my mom with that one when I was younger
Aww someone beat me to the “orange you glad?” one! Oh well… I don’t know too many knock-knocks, but I wanted to say that this is one of the cutest MCL comics I’ve seen yet–I used to do stuff like this when I was a kid all the time! My cousin and I made our relatives sit and watch us act like hams just like this.
Good memories!
orange? i always thought it was:
“aunt you glad i didnt say uncle again?”
They are adorble!!!! :3
lol Everyone’s making up a joke now!! xD
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur got…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H… !
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chicken-say.
Chicken-say who?
No! Chicken say cluck!
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won’t.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
See? You’ve forgotten me already!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Suspense!
Suspense who?
. . .
Knock, knock!!
Who’s there?
An interrupting starfish!
An interrupting st . . . (Cut off by next line)
(The joketeller abruptly and obnoxiously jumps and extends his/her arms and legs to resemble a starfish)
the starfish one is my favourite ever. except when i tell it i make a stick my hand (fingers spread out like a starfish) onto the other person’s face while making a suction sound.
i like that haha
upgraded!
the starfish one is my favourite ever. except when i tell it i stick my hand (fingers spread out like a starfish) onto the other person’s face while making a suction sound.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle broken? I had to Knock!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Madame
Madame who?
Madame foot’s caught in the door!
I like the 5th thing-maging.
Knock knock.
Who’s their?
Uranus.
Uranus who?
….wat should i put next??
uranus can’t fit through the door so stop knocking
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
And that is the cutest comic I have seen in ages.
It’s a few weeks late, but I can’t resist….
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
You gotta see this one
knock knock
whos there?
me
me who?
its just me, who else
This one’s bussiness pauline’s favorite:
knock, knock
who’s there?
get me a double coffee
get me a double coffee who?
Colin, GET ME A DOUBLE COFFEE NOW! And stop fooling around!
knock, knock
who’s there?
mango
mango who?
mango’s wee wee on the front lawn!
my dad and I made a okes website ;]
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these terrible knock knock jokes!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Who!
Who Who?
Hi Owl Friend!
What are the 4 letters that scare a robber most?
O I C U (Oh, I see you!)
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe come and stay for a cup of tea?
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