My Cardboard Life

Discussion (22) ¬

1. 
   Andrea

   March 23, 2011 at 5:21 am | # | Reply

   i love you, Dr. B.
2. 
   MikeL

   March 23, 2011 at 6:29 am | # | Reply

   If you rub up against me, I promise not to disappear.

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     Tasha

     March 23, 2011 at 4:16 pm | # | Reply

     haha brilliant
3. 
   fasjkdfasdjkl

   March 23, 2011 at 7:09 am | # | Reply

   awww. want someone to love you, not just to go out with you doctor! <3
4. 
   Jay

   March 23, 2011 at 7:28 am | # | Reply

   Eraser fail haha. Dr. Bandaid is hilarious.
5. 
   crunchystuff

   March 23, 2011 at 10:55 am | # | Reply

   he should really just date another band-aid.

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     Friday

     March 23, 2011 at 12:46 pm | # | Reply

     And then have mini bandaid children, like those circle plasters Ahhh happy ending.
6. 
   Matty

   March 23, 2011 at 12:31 pm | # | Reply

   LOL, Dr. Bandaid should try dating guys, lol.

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     Lyall

     March 24, 2011 at 4:52 pm | # | Reply

     Lol the only person who mght have loved him for real WAS a guy…or a thing o.o Remember the love fairy ? x)
7. 
   ffgdcx

   March 23, 2011 at 2:50 pm | # | Reply

   oh, dr. bandaid.
8. 
   Aemilius

   March 23, 2011 at 5:29 pm | # | Reply

   It was a noble effort!
9. 
   MrSnow

   March 23, 2011 at 5:30 pm | # | Reply

   maybe if u calmed down with the puns you’d have a better chance
10. 
    katie

    March 23, 2011 at 7:16 pm | # | Reply

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww Bless!
11. 
    ReaderoftheBooks

    March 23, 2011 at 9:17 pm | # | Reply

    IT’S OK, DR. B! You just need someone who will stick to you like you will to them. I have faith in you!
12. 
    Silver

    March 23, 2011 at 9:33 pm | # | Reply

    it’s okay Dr. Band-Aid
13. 
    must..survive...untill....friday!

    March 24, 2011 at 11:35 am | # | Reply

    ILL DATE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14. 
    Greg

    March 24, 2011 at 9:56 pm | # | Reply

    Shucks doc, I think you’ve *rubbed* her up the wrong way!
15. 
    eliezha

    March 25, 2011 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

    “I’ll have trouble erasing /you/ from my heart ;D”
16. 
    danineteen

    March 28, 2011 at 9:30 pm | # | Reply

    Hahaha, poor Dr Bandaid.
17. 
    dor

    April 3, 2011 at 2:25 am | # | Reply

    I can only think of one-liners with varying degrees of dubiousness.

    “I want you to rub me down.”
    “Only you can erase my sadness.”
    “I’ll need a rubber tonight!”
18. 
    Achromatic Hue

    October 16, 2011 at 2:07 pm | # | Reply

    Aw, If I were a small object, I’d go with you Dr. B!
19. 
    SpiderShot

    November 27, 2012 at 7:49 pm | # | Reply

    “honey, you rub me the right way.”