Valentine’s cards
February 8th, 2010

Valentine’s cards



Discussion (15)¬

  1. Ari says:

    This is not creepy AT ALL.

    Though Pauline kind of deserved it. xD

  2. Leanne says:

    Haha, I agree with Ari !

  3. Flo says:

    Stalker.

  4. glitter says:

    colin
    colin
    colin
    colin
    colin
    colin
    colin

    <3

  5. UhLeeShuh says:

    So…is that valentine for each time he wrote her name, or is it gonna be one BIG valentine? hm…

  6. mike.i.am says:

    Dr. Bandaid sure sticks to his women!

    I wonder what he’d write in these valentines cards? hmmmmmm *goes into daydream sequence mode*

    “Cardboard is brown
    Paper is white
    Pauline is pretty
    When she sleeps at night”

    “Pauline, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
    1 one thousand, 2 one thousand, 3 one thousand”

    “Pauline, I love the way I can see in your windows
    Pauline, I’d love to rub mayo onto your toes
    Pauline, I’d love to stare straight up your nose
    Pauline, I installed a camera where God only knows”

    “Dear Pauline, I hope your whole body gets wounded so I can wrap myself around you”

    “I miss you”

    “I REALLY MISS YOU”

    “Who has two thumbs and loves you? *points to self with thumbs* THIS GUY!”

    “Pauline.. your my vice, for you I’d make any sacrifice!
    ‘d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
    I’d give my eyes to see you again.
    I’d give up being a doctor just to treat you right
    I’d give up watching you sleep if we could spoon at night (GUILTY!)
    I’d give up my wife and kids just to start a family with you
    I’d give up just about anything.. anything but GIVING UP ON BEING WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE MINE!! ALL MINE AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT PAULINE!!!!!”

    *end daydream sequence*

    … that was disturbing…. *shudders*

  7. Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos says:

    So… what’s her address? I’ll send her one too.

  8. PointOfExtinction says:

    He’s such a Silly Sticking-on-Skin Stalker!

  9. thumbtack says:

    @ ari
    that’s usually how those kind of card sequences progress, they go from being “his hearts in the right place” to nightmare fuel haha!

  10. Maggie says:

    awwh, what if colin doesn’t get any valentines? i just want to give him a big ole hug. :)

  11. Katie says:

    Colin has magical arm-healing abilities! Yay!

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